29 rows To get the last few dollars he needs, he accepts a job filling in as a department store Santa after the other Santa meets with an unfortunate accident. Note: This is the only Kenan and Kel episode not to be taped in front of a live audience. List of Kenan & Kel episodes at TV.com. Contents • • • • • • Unidentified Episodes [ ] Kenan: Who loves orange soda? Kel: Kel loves orange soda! Kenan: Is it true? I do, I do, I do-oooh! Kenan: WHY!?! 'The Tainting Of The Screw' Kel: I. DROPPED THE SCREW. 'Fenced In' Chris: Kel could you please toss me the duster? [Kel looks around and sees a can of peas, shrugs it off and throws it at Chris] Ow! What'd you do that for?! Kel: Well you told me to throw a can of peas at you. Chris: I asked you to toss me the duster! Kel: Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said 'throw a can of peas at you'. Chris: Why would I Ask you to throw a can of peas at me? Kel: I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange. Chris: You seem kind of strange! Current version of quicken for mac. Chris: I have a radio in my car. Kenan: He knew I had a crush. Chris: You have a crush on Kel? Kenan: No man, don't be gross! 'Pilot' Chris: They just stank so good. 'Ditch Day Afternoon' Kel: Aww man, I knew we shoulda went to school. 'Oh, Brother' Kel: You just lost a customer bub, I'm never taking any free stuff from this store again! 'Oh, Brother' Kenan: All we have to do is make it seem that Chris' life is interesting. Give me the phone. Kel: Oh I see where your going with this. When Chris' brother sees him with this phone he will be so impressed! 'Mental Kel-Epathy' Kel: I'm not psychic, I can't predict the future, I'm still confused about the past! 'Safe and Sorry' Kenan: Come on, man. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go check out that safe. Kel: That safe doesn't belong to us. Kenan: So, Finders Keepers. Kel: Losers Dead! Kenan: Would you quit blubbering? Kel: I need to blubber. 'Baggin' Saggin Kel' Kel: 'Help! Can anybody hear me? I'm trapped down here with a can of tuna fish! Kenan: 'What'cha doing in the bag, Kel?' Chris: 'You're letting us down, Kel. Rigby's is going to lose and it's gonna be all your fault!' You're not supposed to put yourself in the bag, kooky!' Kel: 'I think I'm dreaming or something.' Kel: 'Who are you?!' Bottle of Orange Soda: 'I'm Orange Soda! And you'll never drink me again!' Angus: 'Hi Kel, it's Angus. You can't even win this contest in your dreams! *laughs evily* LOSER! KEL'S A LOSER!' Kel: 'I can handle this myself!' Kenan: 'You can't even handle cartoons by yourself!' 'Baggin' Saggin Kel' Chris: 'Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that we beat Angus through trickery and deceit?!' Kenan and Kel: 'Yeah.we're sorry.I guess.I'm terribly sorry.' Chris: '.I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'Pilot' Chris: Kenan, this is coming out of your paycheck! Now, clean up these puffs, pronto! (to Kel) Kel, you're fired! Kel: I don't work here. Chris: Well, see to it that you don't! 'Diamonds Are For Roger' Kenan: Hey, Man, what you do? Kel: I closed the door. Kenan: WHY!!! Kel: (to the audience) On tonight's episode, Tommy and Chuckie lose Angelica's hair-scrunchy. Kenan: Uh, Kel, aren't you thinking of another show? Kel: No, no, no. See, it says it here in TV Guide monthly [takes out a TV Guide, clears his throat, and begins to read] 'Tommy and Chuckie lose Angelica's hair-scrunchy'. Kenan: Man, you lookin at the wrong show. See, that's the. Ending Random Items Gag [ ] At the end of every episode, a discussion following this template takes place: Kenan: Kel, grab (At this point, Kenan lists several items, usually with no logical relation, such as a cow, a sandbag, a television and a pound of butter) and meet me at the (Kenan names a random location). Now come on, (some weird nickname e.g. Skippy!) Kel: But where do I find those things? (Kel then makes several complaints regarding the items). Awww, here it goes! Kenan: All we need is some raccoon juice. Kenan: Kel, get a bucket of glue and meet me at the church. Let's go on to the church. ': Kel': Kenan! You're gonna get people all sticky. Kenan, thou shalt not glue! Aw, here it goes! • Grab some Peanut Butter and some snow shoes and meet down at the bus stop. • Get me some bread, some sticks, and some bread sticks. • A waffle iron, and an octopus, and meet me at the library. • A jump rope, a walrus and one of those round sticky things and meet me where I'm going. Come on, Stuffy! Xbox 360 driver for ds4 mac. • A spicerack, a spice girl and a spicy burrit-tut-o and meet me at the ice rink. Come on, Froggy! • A pony, a petunia and a big ball of twine and meet me at the dairy farm. • I'm gonna need you to grab 900 hard boiled eggs, a slingshot, and a chainsaw, and meet me on the roof.
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